Johnson Quotes

Reflections on City life:

Duane "This morning I woke up early and had the most wonderful experience watching the street lamps flicker off as the day approached"

Kelty "Yeah, it's kindof like watching the sun rise, in the city. I can tell which way is north by which side of the trees the garbage grows on"

Duane "Sometimes I look in the night sky . . . and I wonder how all that smog got there"

A typical interaction

Duane (on the computer): I'm sorry honey, what did you say?

Kelty: (sigh) I said "I'm tired of repeating myself"

Eyebrows

Kelty "you're eyebrows are looking a little hairy. . . we could cut them and donate the extra to 'locks for love'"